We got lucky yesterday, because the weather this morning sucks. It's
fitting, though - I had another nice night of puking my guts out, which
means Sarah's driving into Rome. This should be fun.
We head down the coast. To save some time, I call Thrifty for a different
rental drop-off, and find out there's a place right by our hotel. I look
at the maps and it seems easy. Brilliant.
There are a couple things the maps don't show, which it turns out are
the reasons you don't drive in Rome:
- Nearly every street is a one-way street
- These streets change direction midway through
- Italians drive like rabid monkeys on meth
So Sarah's flying through the streets, splitting lanes between
double-parked cars and making illegal left-turns in front of cops
(who didn't even bother giving us a shrug), while I keep looking at the map
as if it's going to help. Eventually we give up and find a "parking space" (about
3cm of curb directly blocking a crosswalk), and walk down to the place.
"Hi, we have a drop-off."
"Where's the car?"
"It's down the street."
"We need the car here."
"Ok... How do we do that? Because we can't figure it out."
(A huddle ensues between the 2 Italian staffers)
"Ok, there is a way, but it's a little tricky."
Anyways, another hour later the car is finally turned in. We have
a nice Italian passeggi along the Spanish steps, a delicious dinner
at this restaurant called Il'Gabrielo, and I buy Sarah a beautiful lilly... to try and
overpower the raw sewage stench of our hotel. The flower died.